WASHINGTON— Flailing their arms and juking staff members, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump were reportedly sprinting around The White House Tuesday with their shirts off and a big “1” and “3” written on their chests.
“You’ll never catch us!” shouted Don Jr. to no one in particular in the west wing as he hit a spin move around a seemingly disinterested White House aide.
“Even if you catch both of us, you’ll never find the third brother running around. He’s way faster than me or Don. He’s the fastest and the sneakiest and the craziest of all of us.” an exasperated Eric said, pinned to the ground by JD Vance after a multi hour chase.
As of this afternoon, The White House was still on full lockdown and the brothers were stifling their laughter as the extensive search for the brother marked “2” was still ongoing.
