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    “Last Words” And Two Other Poems By Charlie Brice

    Charlie BriceBy Charlie BriceJanuary 14, 2023Updated:January 15, 2023No Comments5 Mins Read
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    Last Words

    The sociopathic originator of Gestalt Psychotherapy,

    Fritz Perls, told a nurse,

    “Don’t tell me what to do,”

    and stopped breathing.

    A friend told his wife,

     “I love you,”

    three times and dropped dead in his garden,

    leaving the geraniums unplanted.

    Some are clearly rehearsed:

                “Noli timere” the great poet

    Seamus Heaney texted his wife shortly

    before he crossed Lethe.

    Jim Harrison wrote the line,

                “Man shits his pants and trashed God’s body,”

    and slid off his chair,

    pencil in hand.

    “Have a great flight,” a friend’s mother

    told her, but died before she landed.

    My mother had no last words. Her brain stopped

    working years before she died. She slipped out

    of this veil of torn promises as quietly as a burglar

    leaving through a midnight window.

    You never know what your last words might be.

    Should death grab you in medias res they could

    be as mundane as,

                turn the channel

                it’s cold in here

    or

                I only eat the frosting.

    Even on your death bed the reaper might move

    too swiftly to leave you much thought.

                Help! might be a last utterance

    or

                I’m falling through the sky.

    Most likely, for me, if I have time

    and the presence of mind,

    I’ll choke out something like,

                Now what?

    Dasein’s Destiny

    The physicists and engineers who invented the faux
    modern boiler system with its labyrinthine tangle
    of pipes and levers through which water radiates,
    were not to blame, nor was the primitive urge of

    primates to seek warmth, or the outlandish hubris of
    Prometheus. It wasn’t anything Dave did. Dave, our 400-
    pound plumber, who, just the day before, suffered a
    concussion when a drunk hit his car on his way to church,

    nor was it the fault of his assistant, Bryan, who shut off
    two valves on our boiler on Friday because our whatsit tank
    had a hole in it. Certainly, no one could blame my sweet
    wife who turned the temperature up to 71 when I wasn’t

    looking causing me to awaken from a dream in which I
    was intensely negotiating with Satan. Were the lawyers
    and executives who dotted the “Js” and crossed the “Xs”
    to blame, even though they excluded plumbing from the

    homeowner’s policy we’d paid thousands for over the years?
    Strange to think that plumbing isn’t part of a home. Should
    we have built an outhouse in our backyard? No, as much
    as these agents of penury should find their very existence

    on the planet shameful, they weren’t to blame. What about
    God? Is They (to use modern parlance) at fault? If I believed,
    I’d sue every church within a five-mile radius of my home.
    As God’s representatives on earth, those religions should

    be responsible for His, Her, Their actions. But what court would
    accept my suit? And if I won, which denomination would
    ante-up? No, such a legal ploy would be the very definition
    of frivolity. It seems that the water billowing from our blown

    radiator, seeping into our hard wood floor, turning our laundry
    room into a temporary rain forest—this catastrophe is simply
    Dasein, down and dirty, being in the world, toward death—
    Dasein, who’s fallen and can’t get up.

    Fledgling

                                        Then to the elements be free

    and fare thee well.     

                                                                W. Shakespeare

    I never knew I was that stupid. We’d
    flown across country, from Pittsburgh
    to Portland, to move Ariel, our son, into
    his dorm room at Lewis and Clark College.

    Turns out, everything I did or said was
    the dumbest thing he’d ever seen or heard.
    By mid-afternoon, this practicing psychoanalyst
    wanted to ring his son’s neck. I was seething.

    My sweet wife, herself a psychiatrist, reminded me
    of how anxious people often place in others their
    most feared feelings. It was our son, she insisted,
    who felt stupid and awkward as he started his new

    life so far away from home. His only recourse was
    to make me feel even less sure, less secure, than he.
    She was, of course, correct. She could always sense his
    inner life better than me. When he was little, she would

    take one look at him and say, “he has to poop.” “No,”
    I’d counter, “how could you possibly tell?” Two minutes
    later he’d be squirming, jumping up and down—body
    language for BATHROOM NOW! My sweet wife’s

    analysis carried me through the day, while my simmering
    choler helped me leave our only child to his new world.
    I hadn’t seen how protective was my anger until, driving
    up Maple Avenue to our house, no longer his home, Satchmo

    sang on the radio, “What a wonderful world.” My eyes
    overflowed—extinguished my angry conflagration.
    When the smoke cleared, there throbbed my heart,
    weary and worried, in my empty chest.

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    Charlie Brice

    Brice won the 2020 Field Guide Poetry Magazine Poetry Contest and placed third in the 2021 Allen Ginsberg Poetry Prize. His fifth full-length poetry collection is The Ventriloquist (WordTech Editions, 2022). His poetry has been nominated three times for both the Best of Net Anthology and the Pushcart Prize and has appeared in Atlanta Review, The Honest Ulsterman, Ibbetson Street, The Paterson Literary Review, Impspired Magazine, Salamander Ink Magazine, and elsewhere.

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