Movie Critics Admit Their Hate for 2002’s Reign of Fire is Due to Fear of Dragons, Not Movie QualityMarch 6, 2024
He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Life NEW META BUILD FOR 2024 UPDATE!By Damian StockliJanuary 24, 2024 Intro Hey guys, Damian here with Robot Butt Guides—hoooope you beautiful people are doing well today. We just whipped up…
Life Baseball Is a Metaphor for Life, Which Right Now Does Include My Ex-Wife Taking the KidsBy Steve DiMatteoApril 6, 2023 Baseball truly is the greatest sport in the world. Not only is it America’s pastime, but it’s ingrained into the…
Breaking News Leap Day Squandered Like Any OtherBy Robot Butt News Corp.February 29, 2016 PITTSBURGH – Excitement is high and the possibilities are endless with Leap Day upon us once again. And as the world…