Trump Claims More People at Inauguration Than Birds on This Rock
Jan30

Trump Claims More People at Inauguration Than Birds on This Rock

WASHINGTON – After seeing a photograph of migratory seabirds nesting on a rock, President Donald Trump vociferously claimed that “there were way more people at my inauguration on the National Mall than there were birds nesting on this rock. Way more. Way, way more.” The birds in question are common murres, seabirds that gather every spring to nest on a rock in the Yaquina Head Outstanding Natural Area in Newport, Oregon. Common...

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The Hottest Holiday Toys Endorsed by Olympic Hero Ryan Lochte
Sep16

The Hottest Holiday Toys Endorsed by Olympic Hero Ryan Lochte

Lochtinator Transformer Quickly transform the strong, athletic swimmer Ryan Lochte into a toolbox. Easy Bake Oven Fudge-the-Truth Fudge Create your own half-baked chocolate mess! Serve the fudge to your mom, so she can share it with reporters, just like Ryan did! Rio Olympics Domino Rings Spend 32 years setting up these dominoes into a pattern of five interlocking Olympic rings, but be careful!! All that hard work could topple to the...

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