Stronger-Than-Ever North Korea Overwhelmingly Wins New Sanctions, Reports North Korean News
Mar03

Stronger-Than-Ever North Korea Overwhelmingly Wins New Sanctions, Reports North Korean News

PYONGYANG – The Korean Central News Agency excitedly announced today that North Korea has won new sanctions from the United Nations in a perfect 15-0 victory. “The UN was very impressed with our powerful, unmatched nuclear abilities and awarded us this high honor,” a KCNA spokesman said. The spokesman, who remained anonymous at the request of supreme leader Kim Jong-un, said, “We were given this excellent...

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