Local Klansman Angry That White Crayon Is Just Sitting in the Box Unused
Jul25

Local Klansman Angry That White Crayon Is Just Sitting in the Box Unused

PEACHTREE, Ga. – Mike, a father of two and a member of the Ku Klux Klan, recently attended his son’s first grade open house and he was outraged by what he saw. “I was looking through the art supplies in my son’s classroom while we were waiting for the program to start and I couldn’t believe my eyes,” Mike said. “There was a giant box of crayons, like a 64-pack probably, and all of them were worn down from use. Except for one....

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The Morning Compute: When the Going Gets Tough, Why Not Just Cut Your Penis Off?
Jul01

The Morning Compute: When the Going Gets Tough, Why Not Just Cut Your Penis Off?

  Sometimes, life gets pretty tough. Everything is bearing down on you and all you want to do is scream, or maybe cut off your penis. That’s exactly what rapper Christ Bearer did last year, and now he’s finally telling his story. It’s a pretty solid cautionary tale that should prevent you from ever mixing PCP while watching Family Guy and American Dad. (VladTV) When the Ku Klux Klan is on your side, that’s...

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