Beloved Serial Killer Captures America’s Hearts, Kidneys
Dec15

Beloved Serial Killer Captures America’s Hearts, Kidneys

The Kidney Pie Killer is at it again, and America is loving every minute of it! This precocious serial killer is on a five-city tour and has been absolutely slaying crowds at each stop along the way. Known for his easy smile, lovable antics and tireless desire to kill people, remove their kidneys and use them to bake a traditional English savory pie, the Kidney Pie Killer has been charming and harming his way across the country for...

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