Eating KFC Alone at Desk Somehow Not Most Depressing Part of Man’s Day
Oct16

Eating KFC Alone at Desk Somehow Not Most Depressing Part of Man’s Day

PHILADELPHIA –¬†Coworkers were shocked to discover Friday that eating KFC chicken for lunch alone at his desk was somehow not the most crushingly depressing part of Thomas Rhodes’ day. Though he ate six drumsticks and never once used a napkin or washed his hands before returning to his computer, it ranked far from being the most hopeless element of the workday for Rhodes. Earlier in the morning, Rhodes endured a...

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Fried Human
Jun16

Fried Human

      More jokes, at no extra...

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Delonte West is Relevant Again and Humankind is Thankful
Jun09

Delonte West is Relevant Again and Humankind is Thankful

So¬†some guy at Slate decided to write an article on Delonte West’s mysterious hiatus from the NBA. It’s well-written, interesting, and totally worthy of having Delonte’s name attached to it. The author does, however, suggest that Delonte didn’t have sex with LeBron James’ mom. I, for one, don’t want to live in a world where that didn’t happen. “Hands down, man’s down”...

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