An Open Letter to Cyndi Lauper From Her Parents’ Neighbor
Jul24

An Open Letter to Cyndi Lauper From Her Parents’ Neighbor

Dear Cyndi, Just who in the hell do you think you are??? Taking phone calls at odd hours of the night? Coming home after the sun comes up? Showing disdain towards your mother and father because they voiced their concerns about what’s going on in your life? I get that “girls just want to have fun,” but your parents just want to have a little respect from their daughter. If you were living under my roof, well, you’d have been gone...

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8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback
Mar26

8 Obsolete Technologies My Rich Roommate Trent Swears Are Making a Comeback

Since the vinyl resurgence of the early 2000’s, people have been curious to see which obsolete technology would become cool again, so I sat down with my rich roommate Trent, a man who always has his finger on the pulse of what is hip because he has the money to buy whatever he wants. Here is his list: Eight-Tracks Look Trent, not every archaic music format is going to be vinyl. Eight-tracks were discontinued because they...

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White House Preps for Hug a Newsperson Day Party; ‘Not a Trap’ Says Spicer
Feb21

White House Preps for Hug a Newsperson Day Party; ‘Not a Trap’ Says Spicer

WASHINGTON – Preparations have begun for the first Hug A Newsperson Day celebration to be held on April 4th on the South Lawn of the White House. According to Press Secretary Sean Spicer, the event will include a luncheon, games, and is 100 percent definitely not a trap. “Yes, President Trump has had a somewhat acrimonious relationship with the media, but on Hug A Newsperson Day we celebrate those who dedicate their lives to...

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