Easy Ways to Get Your Steps in Any Day of the Week!
Oct09

Easy Ways to Get Your Steps in Any Day of the Week!

While at work, walk to your coworker’s cubicle instead of emailing. That way the two of you can check to see if mental health is covered under your company’s insurance. Take the stairs. While taking the extra time, spread the word about gun violence anywhere you can, including Twitter, with the #Enough hashtag. Walk with your neighbor when she takes out her dog. Have an open and honest conversation about gun rights versus gun control....

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The American Alt-White College Fall Prospectus
Aug19

The American Alt-White College Fall Prospectus

Hey there potential student! Feeling down about all those students of color being accepted over you? Even though you worked hard(ish) through high school and got similar grades? Have no fear, for the newest (basically) Ivy League university has just opened. The American Alt-White College is a school for white students who are tired of facing discrimination and racism when it comes to university acceptance. College admission is tough...

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7 People to Add on Snapchat If You’re Worried About an Impending North Korean Nuclear Attack
Jul18

7 People to Add on Snapchat If You’re Worried About an Impending North Korean Nuclear Attack

Hey there Snapchat users! It’s your Snapchat Team with some fun new additions to the Snapchat you already know and love. I am sure many of you already follow users like People and Cosmo to get the latest celeb scoop, but what about that hard-hitting news that is apparently so important to the world? For instance, how about the rising tension between North Korea and the United States that is taking up so much of the Internet right now?...

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6 Ways Not to Say Anything While Testifying in Front of Congress
Jul01

6 Ways Not to Say Anything While Testifying in Front of Congress

So you’ve been asked to testify before Congress. You may know something, maybe not, but more than likely, under this administration, all you know are lies, and you don’t know if you should share those or not. However, there are ways of revealing unimportant details to the senators without perjuring yourself, or admitting any Russian influence. Explain Your Entire Backstory Before you can even think about revealing any detrimental...

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