Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XIV: Juicy J is Looking for True Love in the Club
Aug13

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XIV: Juicy J is Looking for True Love in the Club

As humans, we have been blessed with qualities that not only separate us from the animals, but allow us to explore our roles in the universe and to pursue endeavors that enrich our own lives. Most importantly, we have also been blessed with the gift of love and knowing what it means to be loved. But love is an elusive muse, and there is never any guarantee that we will experience it for ourselves. It is why we are all constantly...

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The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Song is…Not an Abomination?
Aug05

The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Song is…Not an Abomination?

It’s very possible that I am completely blinded by my overwhelming desire for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie to be good that I’ll think anything related to it is fantastic. That could be – it has to be – the case with the movie’s official song, “Shell Shocked,” right? Like Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap” from The Secret of the Ooze, this newest reboot of the franchise...

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