‘Game of Thrones’ Episode 11: Battle of the Black Friday
Nov25

‘Game of Thrones’ Episode 11: Battle of the Black Friday

The night is dark and full of terrors, but leading the 5 a.m. Macy’s line on Black Friday is a fear unimaginable, with a fate worse than Hodor’s. Let’s see what each GoT character wants to snag before winter comes. Cercei Lannister: 50% Off Plywood At Lowe’s Dearest Cersei lost all three children, took down religion, and blew up the center of Westeros. She is going to need all the wood Lowe’s has to offer to successfully...

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Adventures in Horror: ‘Silent Hill: Revelation’
Oct01

Adventures in Horror: ‘Silent Hill: Revelation’

In which Tim spends the month watching horror movies on Netflix and recaps them for your pleasure. The little girl from the first movie grows up and goes blonde. She lives with her dad Sean Bean, which is always a bad sign. Lots of mythology is dispensed through clunky exposition when Blonde Girl hooks up with Jon Snow to find her missing dad in Silent Hill, which is also in Blonde Girl’s head(?). Upon arriving in the town they find...

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