Jared Leto Decries Oscar Nominations as ‘Fake Nods’
Jan24

Jared Leto Decries Oscar Nominations as ‘Fake Nods’

LOS ANGELES – Following today’s announcement of the nominations for the 89th Academy Awards, actor Jared Leto went on a Twitter tirade bashing the Oscars and complaining that the list was “bogus” and “100% not true.” “If the Academy had any integrity, they would have accurately reported on my nomination for Best Actor Ever for playing the best Joker. Sad!” one of Leto’s tweets read. Leto, who was not nominated for his...

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Fisher-Price Has Created the Joker Toy We’ve Always Needed
Dec03

Fisher-Price Has Created the Joker Toy We’ve Always Needed

While strolling through a toy aisle recently, I came across what looks like the cutest toy of the Joker that I’ve ever seen. I’d applaud Fisher-Price for taking the character in this direction, but I’m starting to think this was just done to shamelessly make some money. Of course, it was pretty cute when the Joker beat Robin to within an inch of his life with a crowbar and then left him to be blown to pieces. And it...

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Smoker, Joker Denies Allegations of Midnight Toking
Apr30

Smoker, Joker Denies Allegations of Midnight Toking

GAITHERSBURG, Md. – A local smoker and joker on Wednesday issued a blanket denial of being a midnight toker. Jeremy Peterson, the smoker and joker in question said the allegations made by a number of friends and coworkers are completely untrue, and in his opinion “pretty unfair.” “That Steve Miller song has really given a lot of smokers and jokers a bad name, and I think it’s time someone stood up and...

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