John Kasich Still Wandering Into Diners Hoping to Score Free Meal
May10

John Kasich Still Wandering Into Diners Hoping to Score Free Meal

PORTLAND, Ore. – Patrons of Davey’s Diner got a special treat Tuesday, as former Republican presidential candidate John Kasich visited the establishment, meandering around the counter, engaging with people and making vague speeches until a waitress finally gave him a free bowl of soup. “I just feel so humbled to be with all of you today,” Kasich said, glancing behind himself to make sure the diner’s...

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Who Would the ‘Seinfeld’ Characters Support in the 2016 Presidential Election?
Apr19

Who Would the ‘Seinfeld’ Characters Support in the 2016 Presidential Election?

With the political circus we’ve all witnessed over the last year, it’s made me think about the Seinfeld gang and what a political episode of the show would be like. Aside from the season 6 episode “The Couch,” Seinfeld rarely tackled political and social issues head-on, usually preferring to take more of a court jester’s approach to divisive topics by mocking them from the sidelines. With the show’s immense popularity in both its...

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Get Through the Rest of the 2016 Presidential Primaries With This Drinking Game
Mar30

Get Through the Rest of the 2016 Presidential Primaries With This Drinking Game

We’re hitting the home stretch of the primary season, which means we’re maybe halfway through this election cycle. Just seven more months to go! While I don’t know who is going to win either party’s nomination, I do know we still have lot of bullshit to get through before this whole mess is over. Bullshit that we’d all rather not deal with. But there’s a solution! The same solution I use for all the...

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