All the Simple, Believable Reasons Why I, Unfortunately, Can’t Make It to Your Experimental Play Tonight
Oct23

All the Simple, Believable Reasons Why I, Unfortunately, Can’t Make It to Your Experimental Play Tonight

I ordered a sushi boat last night while I was drunk and I have to eat the leftovers tonight before they go bad. I have no way of getting there – the train by my apartment is down for the weekend, I deleted Uber when the whole JFK/immigration debacle happened and my bike got stolen last year while I was on a family vacation to Disney World. I brought my laundry to the laundromat yesterday and they just announced that they are...

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Unsolicited Advice From a Girl to the Breastaurant Industry
Mar08

Unsolicited Advice From a Girl to the Breastaurant Industry

Ever since the “male Hooters” opened up, I’ll admit I’ve been curious and a bit skeptical. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about the effort and hopeful that their intent is to hop on the gender equality, female inclusion train (trust me, we see you and we appreciate you). When I looked it up, though, all I found were photos of ripped men in tiny shorts holding server trays of hot dogs. This photo may have been edited. Maybe I’ve been...

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