10 Ways You Know You’re in the Audience of the Farewell Tour of ‘Mamma Mia!’
Jul29

10 Ways You Know You’re in the Audience of the Farewell Tour of ‘Mamma Mia!’

1. The average age of the 1,300 audience members is 57. The average color is white. You sit among 1,300 middle-aged white women who are excited to return to the youth of the music of ABBA in staged dramatic form. 2. You see a few haggard men accompanying said women, but they would have preferred to stay at the Holiday Inn Courtyard bar or The Cheesecake Factory drinking $3 happy hour Long Island Iced Tea specials and dropping coconut...

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The Official Packing List for the 2018 Fyre Festival
May10

The Official Packing List for the 2018 Fyre Festival

We are so sorry about the mix-up with this year’s Fyre Festival. In lieu of giving your money back – because we already spent that shit on gold bottles of Ace of Spades and lobsters – we want to offer you tickets to next year’s Fyre Festival! It’s going to be lit. Like literally lit – on fy-ah! But we’ve learned our lesson and we want to take precautions, so we’re providing you with this packing list for...

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