The Jedi Are Psycopaths
Dec17

The Jedi Are Psycopaths

People have been eagerly awaiting Star Wars: The Force Awakens for well over a year now, and in that time they have had to occupy themselves by over-analyzing set photos and trailers and creating their own fan theories to predict what will happen before they even get a chance to see the movie. This is apparently an enjoyable way to spend time. One of the most prevalent predictions is that Luke Skywalker will go to the Dark Side. Some...

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I Don’t Care About ‘The Force Awakens’ Because I’m Still Bitter About Darth Maul
Mar26

I Don’t Care About ‘The Force Awakens’ Because I’m Still Bitter About Darth Maul

People love to rag on the Star Wars prequels, and for good reason. For the total running time among the three movies, about 5% of it is watchable. But there has always been one element to these movies that was even remotely comparable to the greatness of the original three films. That, of course, is Darth Maul, the greatest badass in the entire universe. That insanely terrifying Satanic face (with that look, though, did he ever even...

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