Japanese Ministry of Culture Announces Bizarre Sexual Fetish Reserve Running Low
Apr26

Japanese Ministry of Culture Announces Bizarre Sexual Fetish Reserve Running Low

TOKYO – Responding to a sudden increase in global demand, Japanese Minister of Culture Hiroshi Hase announced at a press conference Tuesday that bizarre sexual fetishes, the country’s largest natural resource, are finally running low. The announcement comes just weeks after Google began providing free internet to developing nations in an effort to increase public education. Unfortunately, this project, originally designed...

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All Hail the Masturbation Warrior!
Jul21

All Hail the Masturbation Warrior!

Thanks to Kotaku, I now know that Japan has a Hand Job Day – which is today! Happy Hand Job Day! But even better than the fact that Hand Job Day is even a thing is that it has its very own exciting mascot named Tengaman. Tenga is the name of a company over there that creates masturbation toys, and Tengaman is their official “Masturbation Hero” or, even better, “Masturbation Warrior.” As expected, there is...

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A Pokémon Fighting Arcade Game? Time for a Road Trip to Japan!
Sep04

A Pokémon Fighting Arcade Game? Time for a Road Trip to Japan!

We had a good run, America. We’ve shared a lot, and you will always have a special place in my heart. But it’s time for me to move on. To Japan. Why, you may ask? THIS:   In the event you’re a jerk and didn’t actually watch that, it’s a fighting game with Pokémon. Do you have any idea how incredible that is?! That’s a dream come true for just about anyone who has ever played the game. Choose between four attacks? FORGET...

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