10 Weird Things Your Cousin Said When You Tried to Kiss Her on The Family Trip to Great Falls Park
Nov07

10 Weird Things Your Cousin Said When You Tried to Kiss Her on The Family Trip to Great Falls Park

It’s that time of the year again. Leaves are falling, hot chocolate is brewing and families are getting together for the holidays. Which means it’s time for your family’s yearly trip to the great outdoors, right as fall is about to envelope the countryside like a big warm hug from Gammy Gim-Gim. Like so many around the country, you’re no doubt looking forward to long walks in the color-splashed autumn woods, a steaming mug of...

Read More
The Zombie Apocalypse Shouldn’t Mean an End to Your Sex Life
Oct31

The Zombie Apocalypse Shouldn’t Mean an End to Your Sex Life

Let’s say you and your mate find yourself in a much-dreaded post-apocalyptic situation, zombies are everywhere, and each day is another fight for survival. At some point simply surviving is going to get boring. You’re going to need to find something to, well let’s say, “stimulate” yourself with. Lucky for you, your world is absolutely crawling with some of the wildest, kinkiest toys you will ever find use for. Safety First: Knock...

Read More
How to Keep Your Bedroom as Spicy as That Pumpkin Latte This Fall
Sep22

How to Keep Your Bedroom as Spicy as That Pumpkin Latte This Fall

The weather’s getting colder, but that doesn’t mean the heat in the bedroom has to be turned down. For my first post as Robot Butt’s resident Sex Expert (Sexpert), I’d like to take you through a few helpful tips to make sure that you don’t go without your trick…and your treat. Two pumpkins next to each other look like boobs We all know that the male libido is an absolutely unstoppable, unquenchable monster that must be tamed, but...

Read More