White House Pardons O’Healy Family in Annual St. Patrick’s Day Ceremony
Mar17

White House Pardons O’Healy Family in Annual St. Patrick’s Day Ceremony

WASHINGTON – Engaging once again in what has become a time-honored tradition, President Obama issued his eighth St. Patrick’s Day pardon, with this year’s recipients being the O’Healy family of Boston. According to reports, the O’Healys have long been in the running for the honor of the presidential pardon and were even offered one in 1998 by then-president Bill Clinton. However, the opportunity was lost when the family failed to show...

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Scientists Confirm Everyone To Be a Little Bit Irish
Mar17

Scientists Confirm Everyone To Be a Little Bit Irish

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Researchers at the Kinsey Institute today confirmed the initial findings of thousands of bumper stickers, definitively stating that yes, everyone is a little bit Irish. According to the report, every DNA sample tested during the landmark two-decade study determined conclusively that the world’s population showed traces of Irish heritage regardless of national, ethnic or racial boundaries. “I think it’s just from a...

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