I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office
Apr24

I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

I have come to the realization that no one will be saving me. This office – the place that Robot Butt calls home – will be my tomb. After weeks of trying to make contact with my bosses, my family, my friends and my school, I have finally given up. I understand that I was always destined to spend eternity here. Until now, I haven’t mentioned my beautiful girlfriend, Liz. I no longer know how much time has passed in...

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