Colorful Array of Villains and Ghouls Descends Upon Washington DC for Trump Inauguration
Jan20

Colorful Array of Villains and Ghouls Descends Upon Washington DC for Trump Inauguration

WASHINGTON – Anticipating the ascension of their preferred presidential candidate to the chair of President of the United States of America, a cartoonish legion of grotesque monsters has descended upon Washington D.C. for Donald Trump’s inauguration. The beasts, clad in “Make America Great Again” hats, mini-American flags draped over ear and horn, and the odd “Hillary for Prison” t-shirt are arriving steadily in the nation’s...

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Report: This Is Actually Fucking Happening
Jan20

Report: This Is Actually Fucking Happening

WASHINGTON – A brand-new report this morning reveals that yes, indeed, this is all actually fucking happening. While since November 8th U.S. citizens have known in theory that Donald Trump would eventually become the next President of the United States, many subconsciously believed that there was no way he could really become the next President of the United States. This unsubstantiated and deep-seated illusion was shattered...

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