How You Found Robot Butt: April 2015 Edition
May06

How You Found Robot Butt: April 2015 Edition

After sifting through the startling amount of varying search terms regarding how to make out with one’s cousin (or asking if it’s even okay), we actually found some other ways in which people discovered Robot Butt last month. Looking at these search terms allows me to really see what the people want. So as God as my witness, I promise that we will one day show you Franken Berry’s penis (until then, though, be sure to...

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How You Found Robot Butt: March 2015 Edition
Mar31

How You Found Robot Butt: March 2015 Edition

As always, the keywords used to find Robot Butt are an eclectic bunch. Ranging from many people looking to sell their souls to the devil to those with depraved sexual fantasies involving Slinky Dog’s butt, we pride ourselves on having such a diverse audience of degenerates. After digging through our site analytics, here are the highlights of search terms for March: how do i sell my soul to the illuminati and become rich butt...

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Illuminati to Fulfill Slob Quota By Partnering With Doritos
Mar18

Illuminati to Fulfill Slob Quota By Partnering With Doritos

PLANO, Tx – The Illuminati, a secret society that has incredible influence over all of the world’s affairs, have announced that they will be meeting this year’s slob quota through a partnership with Doritos and their Jacked 3D Jalapeno Pepper Jack tortilla chips. When not pulling the strings on global conflict or controlling the weather, the Illuminati are intent on maintaining a diverse membership that...

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