Trump Now Up to Two Gallons of Ice Cream With Dinner
Oct13

Trump Now Up to Two Gallons of Ice Cream With Dinner

WASHINGTON – Citing the mounting stress of the job and his increasingly insatiable sweet tooth, White House aides have confirmed that President Trump has begun consuming an average of two gallons of ice cream per night with dinner. “It started out as a manageable two scoops of ice cream while everyone else got one,” said one senior administration official. “But with each passing day, that amount has grown....

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Here’s How You Can Actually Enjoy Your Summer
Jun20

Here’s How You Can Actually Enjoy Your Summer

Summer is officially here, which means it’s vital that you actually begin living your life. But that’s a daunting task and I get that you might be feeling a little lost as to how you can take full advantage of the season and everything it offers. After all, summer eventually ends and there’s a ton of pressure to make this brief time with happiness a memorable experience. Having a great summer only takes a few steps,...

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