Most Dangerous Game Nation’s New Favorite Pastime
Dec03

Most Dangerous Game Nation’s New Favorite Pastime

WASHINGTON – With mass shootings occurring at an unprecedented rate, a recent poll finds that the most dangerous game has overtaken baseball and football to become the new national pastime. Analysts believe the popularity of the game can be attributed to its “spontaneity, total lack of rules and extreme violence,” though some have countered that increased media coverage of the sport is what has truly endeared it to the country....

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Assault Charges Prove Cryptozoologist is Real Monster
Jun25

Assault Charges Prove Cryptozoologist is Real Monster

SPOKANE, Wash. – Local environmental activist and Bigfoot hunter Charles “Chaz” Heckney is facing three counts of aggravated assault after a fight over his son’s Little League baseball game ended with Heckney brutally injuring three of the other baseball players’ fathers last Tuesday. “His son was called out on a close play, and Chaz didn’t like the call, so he just went ballistic,” said one concerned parent who was at the...

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