Homeowner Suspects Remodelers Just Listening to Complete Eagles Music Catalog
Aug03

Homeowner Suspects Remodelers Just Listening to Complete Eagles Music Catalog

INDIANAPOLIS – This summer, Meg Green and her husband hired remodelers to add some architectural detail to their urban home. The exterior project should have been completed in 2-3 weeks, but eight weeks later, the Greens are frustrated by the lack of progress, as well as the incessant sounds of classic rock band The Eagles. According to Mrs. Green, on the first day of the project, the leader of the group, a man with a dense...

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Meet the Phantasm Exterminators, the Original 1920s Ghostbusters
Jul12

Meet the Phantasm Exterminators, the Original 1920s Ghostbusters

Phantasm Exterminators, the 1928 box office phenomenon and latter-day inspiration for 1984’s Ghostbusters, was conceived when director Conrad Shift asked producer Hedgewick Steinbloom, “You think we could kill someone onscreen and get away with it?” While the authorities are still debating the ramifications of this conversation, the film has since claimed its rightful place in the annals of horror-comedy filmmaking....

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The SpeechTastic 3000
Mar16

The SpeechTastic 3000

Typing is a horrible curse no human should ever have to endure. And now, thanks to the SpeechTastic 3000, you’ll never have to! With this amazing tool, simply say what you’re thinking and it magically appears on the screen! The act of typing may have been unleashed upon humanity by the devil himself, but your eternal salvation awaits in the SpeechTastic 3000. Buy yours today!     More jokes, at no extra...

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Mom Wishes House Had Been Cleaner Before Burglary
Jan14

Mom Wishes House Had Been Cleaner Before Burglary

GLENDALE, Ariz. – Saying she had never been so embarrassed in her life, local mother Donna Neufeld announced Thursday that she couldn’t believe a burglar had seen her family’s house in a such a shockingly messy state. “This is absolutely humiliating,” said Neufeld. “He must have seen the stack of dirty dishes when he took the blender, and that huge pile of laundry by the TV he stole must have really grossed him out.” Realizing...

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5 Crazy Things ‘Back to the Future II’ Predicted About 2015 That Came True
Dec31

5 Crazy Things ‘Back to the Future II’ Predicted About 2015 That Came True

With the close of 2015, it’s time to look back (to the future, that is). From hoverboards to self-lacing shoes, thumbprint IDs to Google Glass, Back to the Future II predicted a lot of amazing things, so let’s take a look at some of the most impressive! 1. American Patriot Kim Davis We all remember the famous scene where a Hill Valley resident tells Marty McFly that the gay marriage ruling was “a hundred-to-one...

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