Man Puts Hot Wiener in Mouth
Jul23

Man Puts Hot Wiener in Mouth

ST. LOUIS – According to sources, forklift operator Nick Traber slid an exceptionally hot wiener into his mouth today. Right around lunchtime, a co-worker named Ed brought over the plump and juicy wiener and asked if Traber would like to put his mouth around it. Traber, muscles rock-hard and glistening with sweat from a long day on the job, obliged, and the two burly men made little conversation as Traber inhaled the hot and...

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Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume II: Nelly Teaches American History and Likes Hot Dogs
Mar25

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume II: Nelly Teaches American History and Likes Hot Dogs

 “I put mo’ money in the community than you got in yo’ budget/ I wipe my ass with yo’ advance to the toilet then flush it./ My last stance be a stance of a General Custer/ I hot dog cause I can, I got the cheese and mustard. – Nelly, “Heart of a Champion” If you’re a Millenial, you sure as hell know who Nelly is. It was impossible to grow up not bumping to “Country Grammar,...

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