Remember When Hitler Slept Through D-Day?
Feb02

Remember When Hitler Slept Through D-Day?

Adolf Hitler made, oh, somewhere around 650,000 mistakes during World War II, but one of the most ridiculous ones is that he straight-up slept right through the Allied invasion of Normandy on June 6, 1944. Being the absolutely insane man that he was, Hitler often stayed up super late, but not because he was riddled with concerns about the war effort. No, he spent that time watching movies and goofing around on his own interests like a...

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Adolf Hitler to Use Time Machine to Stop Donald Trump
Mar07

Adolf Hitler to Use Time Machine to Stop Donald Trump

BERLIN – Supremely offended by a future politician piggybacking off his ideas, fascist dictator Adolf Hitler is considering time travel from 1940s Nazi Germany to halt the presidential candidacy of Donald Trump. “At first, I thought his campaign was amusing,” the German leader told sources. “But now I’m genuinely starting to get scared.” As one of history’s most notorious villains, Hitler has...

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Pope Francis Says All Animals Go to Heaven
Dec12

Pope Francis Says All Animals Go to Heaven

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Things You Should Know About: The Amber Room
Sep29

Things You Should Know About: The Amber Room

Here’s the deal: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. So says Michael Douglas in that oft-quoted deconstruction/glamorization of ‘80s culture, Wall Street. This is why treasure, be it lost or buried, is an appealing concept for most folks. And yet, I would argue that greed alone does not generate the excitement. Quite often, the story at the center is much more appealing than the riches themselves, if only for the fact...

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