Remember When Hitler Slept Through D-Day?
Feb02

Remember When Hitler Slept Through D-Day?

Adolf Hitler made, oh, somewhere around 650,000 mistakes during World War II, but one of the most ridiculous ones is that he straight-up slept right through the Allied invasion of Normandy on June 6, 1944. Being the absolutely insane man that he was, Hitler often stayed up super late, but not because he was riddled with concerns about the war effort. No, he spent that time watching movies and goofing around on his own interests like a...

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King Henry VIII’s Google Search History
Sep26

King Henry VIII’s Google Search History

lute chords fun disguises for a hot prince buy breeches tall can you marry your brother’s widow if she promises she’s a virgin + catholic faq papal dispensations 1509 richard empson edmund dudley rumors executions are they ok for kings shaking of the sheets male heir “the carman’s whistle” harp tabs how to piss off james iv leo x facebook fancy jousting tournament pinterest board francis i sucks double...

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Anne Frank Museum Unveils New Lisa Frank Exhibit
Feb05

Anne Frank Museum Unveils New Lisa Frank Exhibit

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands – The Anne Frank House in Amsterdam will open its new Lisa Frank exhibit this Saturday. According to museum officials, the exhibit will be a retelling of Anne Frank’s haunting Holocaust story through the eyes of SparkleSass, a precocious young unicorn who fancies herself a writer. Museum visitors will first walk the troubled path of SparkleSass and her family, all of whom are persecuted for being too...

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Man Looking for Columbus Day Sales Winds Up in East Indies
Oct12

Man Looking for Columbus Day Sales Winds Up in East Indies

SINGAPORE – Saying he was “just trying to get a jump on Columbus Day deals,” Flint, Michigan resident Martin Cranley unexpectedly found himself wandering the labyrinthine streets of Singapore by 12:17 p.m., eastern standard time. “I really don’t know how it happened,” Cranley said, visibly shaken. “I hit up Best Buy and a couple department stores but then before I knew it I was avoiding a stream of traffic and getting shouted at in...

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These Pooping U.S. Presidents are Going to Save This Country
Jul02

These Pooping U.S. Presidents are Going to Save This Country

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. You’ve certainly heard that quote, right? It’s true – the importance of understanding history can never be understated. But we should really be asking ourselves, “What more can we get out of history? What more can we learn?” For example, when it comes to the history of U.S. presidents, we’ve all read the biographies, watched the...

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