Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XXI: Flo Rida Doesn’t Seem to Be Good at Sex
Dec10

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XXI: Flo Rida Doesn’t Seem to Be Good at Sex

It’s no secret that rap music is loaded with sexual innuendo. Some lyrics are more subtle than others; on the one hand you have Snoop Dogg and Akon singing “I wanna fuck you” and on the other end you have…well, I guess most rap is on that end of the spectrum. Even so, in 2008 Flo Rida emerged on the hip hop scene with a monster of a song called “Low.” It wasn’t over-the-top sexual, but it sure...

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Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XX: Lil Wayne Might Have Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Nov07

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XX: Lil Wayne Might Have Irritable Bowel Syndrome

In Lil Wayne’s song “Steady Mobbin”, the rapper goes into great detail over how much he rules the world. It’s the usual fare for the rap game: big guns, no regard for bitches, drugs, the constant pursuit for absurd sums of money, and something about wolves. But in one of Lil Wayne’s verses, he does something interesting. He lets it slip that his house has ten bathrooms, not because it’s a pimp thing...

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Fat Joe Hopes to Regain Relevance as Gluten-Free Joe
Mar11

Fat Joe Hopes to Regain Relevance as Gluten-Free Joe

NEW YORK CITY – Recognizing that his stage name no longer fits his persona, and that a change was in order to regain relevance in an evolving, more health-conscious society, rapper Fat Joe has officially rebranded himself as Gluten-Free Joe. “It’s not just the name, it’s a whole lifestyle change, playa,” Gluten-Free Joe said, referencing his impressive weight loss in 2011, when he lost 88 pounds after...

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Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XIX: Why Does Lil’ Flip Even Bother Buying Milk?
Jan20

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XIX: Why Does Lil’ Flip Even Bother Buying Milk?

Lil’ Flip’s 2004 song “Sunshine” is a classic tale of what happens when a woman falls in love with a thug: private jets, luxury cars and trips around the world. And according to Lil’ Flip, there are some pretty standard guidelines you have to follow if you’re going to be his girl: be a freak in the sheets, cook him food, pick him up from the airport at the right time, that kind of thing. But what...

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Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XVII: 50 Cent Dances Like Nobody’s Watching
Nov11

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XVII: 50 Cent Dances Like Nobody’s Watching

If you were alive in the early to mid-2000’s, you had no choice but to hear hip-hop music from a few places. Lil Jon and Usher were all over the place, Ludacris was making albums every year, and Kanye West was just starting to hit his stride. But there was another man who burned as bright as any of them. His music was in commercials, on the radio and in movies. His face was in magazines, on TV and in a movie about his own life...

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