Alex Jones Bravely Fights Daily Brain Aneurysm to Warn Viewers of Alien-Funded Clinton Sex Cabal
Dec21
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Why the Presidential Election Cycle is Too Short
Nov08

Why the Presidential Election Cycle is Too Short

Late last night, we received the following op-ed from CBS CEO Les Moonves: As we near the end of this presidential election cycle, many Americans are experiencing fatigue and anxiety over the nearly two years of continual coverage. Some voices are even calling out for measures to dramatically shorten this process, perhaps to something even as brief as the mere six weeks permitted in Great Britain. However, as the CEO of CBS, I, Les...

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Bernie Sanders Interrupts Town Hall Debate With Dire Warning
Oct09

Bernie Sanders Interrupts Town Hall Debate With Dire Warning

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11 Debate-Related Stories That Didn’t Make the Weekend Paper
Sep26

11 Debate-Related Stories That Didn’t Make the Weekend Paper

1. Donald Trump visits premier Long Island pumpkin patch in effort to lay low and blend in with the crowd before debate 2. Rudy Giuliani bites head off of bat in pre-debate rally 3. Bernie Sanders given 1% milk in coffee, delivers right hook to barista’s throat 4. Ben Carson hoping to be awake for late debate start, but won’t guarantee it 5. Rudy Giuliani ritualistically cuts off head of goat in effort to bring Trump good juju...

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Political Facebook Post Swings Millions of Voters
Sep17

Political Facebook Post Swings Millions of Voters

SAN FRANCISCO – In an unprecedented turn of events during an unprecedented campaign, local resident Shawn Gromek’s passionate, politically charged post on Facebook has reportedly swung millions of voters for November’s presidential election. According to reports, Gromek essentially took three headlines regarding the presidential candidates and shared them to his Facebook friends. He then added a personal opinion about how hard...

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