Ask Me About the All-New Apocalypse Diet!
Nov30

Ask Me About the All-New Apocalypse Diet!

If you’ve tried the South Beach and Paleo diets, only to be let down, then get ready for the fitness craze sweeping depressed homes across the nation – the all-new Apocalypse Diet! The Apocalypse Diet guarantees weight loss and decreased muscle tone, and all you have to do is continue to listen to the radio and watch the news. How does it work, you might ask? The Apocalypse Diet literally replaces your appetite with nausea and...

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Are Boogers Paleo?
Aug15

Are Boogers Paleo?

Diet trends seemingly come and go every week, but the one that might stick around on the basis of actually being viable is the paleo, or caveman, diet. From my understanding, this is purely a meat, vegetables and fruit diet that cuts out all of the crap we eat without sacrificing actual nutrients and essential vitamins. In essence, the paleo diet is a return to the basics, a strategy for eating exactly what we need to not just...

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