New Pottermore Quiz Determines Which Piece of Snape’s Broken Heart You Are
Jan06

New Pottermore Quiz Determines Which Piece of Snape’s Broken Heart You Are

The Internet is flying off the broom handle over a new quiz by the Harry Potter fan site Pottermore, which lets users find out exactly which piece of character Severus Snape’s broken heart they are. “It’s just really incredible to know once and for all just what part of his damaged personality I am,” Harry Potter superfan Emily Rinner said through uncontrolled sobs. She went on to elaborate, but all that came out were various wet,...

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The 10 Most Likely Real Meanings of J.K. Rowling’s Twitter Riddle
Oct08

The 10 Most Likely Real Meanings of J.K. Rowling’s Twitter Riddle

Cry, foe! Run amok! Fa awry! My wand won’t tolerate this nonsense. — J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) October 6, 2014 Harry Potter fans far and wide had their panties in a knot over J.K. Rowling’s recent riddle tweet. Could this be an allusion to her upcoming film? Is it the secret key to figuring out why Hermione went for Ron over Harry? Is J.K. just once again milking that succulent HP teat? Not long after the tweet was sent...

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Hogwarts Staff Bullies Another Slytherin Into Being Evil
Mar14

Hogwarts Staff Bullies Another Slytherin Into Being Evil

    More jokes, at no extra...

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