An Open Letter to the Guy at the Gym Who Thinks His Headphones Mask His Farts
Jul07

An Open Letter to the Guy at the Gym Who Thinks His Headphones Mask His Farts

To the guy at the gym who thinks his headphones mask his farts, You may not remember me, but you should. I’m the guy that passed out next to you on the Stairmaster at the gym two weeks ago. I just woke from my coma and the horrible memories came flooding back to me. I remember the most important thing of all. This was all your fault. Do you really think that wearing those gigantic can headphones makes you exempt from the rules...

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