Scenes From NRAmerica
Jul08

Scenes From NRAmerica

[On the way to the nightclub] WOMAN: Hey, you look great. Where are you going? ROOMMATE: To the club. You’re sure I look okay? WOMAN: Terrific. ROOMMATE: These shoes are alright? WOMAN: Perfect. ROOMMATE: What about this gun? Does it make me look fat? WOMAN: No, but now that you mention it, don’t you think an ankle holster would look better? ROOMMATE: I do, but I want to dance. WOMAN: You can’t dance with an ankle holster? ROOMMATE: I...

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Girlfriend Wishes Shooter Boyfriend Were More Active
Feb12

Girlfriend Wishes Shooter Boyfriend Were More Active

CHANDLER, Ariz. – Citing concerns over his apparently waning ambitions and overall fitness, Gillian Cromwell wishes her shooter boyfriend, Glen Turkins, would be more active. “He goes on and on about the coworkers he hates and how much every other race drives him to the point of insanity,” she said. “But all he ever does is sit on the couch and talk about it. I really wish he’d get up and be true to his...

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