The Top 9 Avoidable National Tragedies, Had Every Civilian Been Carrying a Gun
Oct19

The Top 9 Avoidable National Tragedies, Had Every Civilian Been Carrying a Gun

1. Abraham Lincoln’s Assassination Theatergoer 1: John Wilkes Booth is making his way toward the president’s box with the intent to yell something in Latin! Theatergoer 2: Not on my watch.   2. Wall Street Crash of 1929 Stockbroker 1: My gun brings me such unbridled confidence, I believe I’ll invest another hundred thousand in the market. Stockbroker 2: Let’s all funnel more money into the already-stable...

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Easy Ways to Get Your Steps in Any Day of the Week!
Oct09

Easy Ways to Get Your Steps in Any Day of the Week!

While at work, walk to your coworker’s cubicle instead of emailing. That way the two of you can check to see if mental health is covered under your company’s insurance. Take the stairs. While taking the extra time, spread the word about gun violence anywhere you can, including Twitter, with the #Enough hashtag. Walk with your neighbor when she takes out her dog. Have an open and honest conversation about gun rights versus gun control....

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Scenes From NRAmerica
Jul08

Scenes From NRAmerica

[On the way to the nightclub] WOMAN: Hey, you look great. Where are you going? ROOMMATE: To the club. You’re sure I look okay? WOMAN: Terrific. ROOMMATE: These shoes are alright? WOMAN: Perfect. ROOMMATE: What about this gun? Does it make me look fat? WOMAN: No, but now that you mention it, don’t you think an ankle holster would look better? ROOMMATE: I do, but I want to dance. WOMAN: You can’t dance with an ankle holster? ROOMMATE: I...

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Girlfriend Wishes Shooter Boyfriend Were More Active
Feb12

Girlfriend Wishes Shooter Boyfriend Were More Active

CHANDLER, Ariz. – Citing concerns over his apparently waning ambitions and overall fitness, Gillian Cromwell wishes her shooter boyfriend, Glen Turkins, would be more active. “He goes on and on about the coworkers he hates and how much every other race drives him to the point of insanity,” she said. “But all he ever does is sit on the couch and talk about it. I really wish he’d get up and be true to his...

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