New City Pulse Headphones Promise to Muffle Cries of Homeless
Apr27

New City Pulse Headphones Promise to Muffle Cries of Homeless

Just imagine: You’re out in the park for a run. It’s a beautiful sunny day, a bird flies by, you’re finally hitting your stride…when suddenly you hear it: the fingernails-on-a-chalkboard sound of some gross homeless guy begging for your help. With the new City Pulse line of headphones by Sonicast, you’ll never need to worry about the distracting sounds of the urban destitute bothering you again. This latest offering from...

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Ocean Voms Out Gross New Fish
Jun17

Ocean Voms Out Gross New Fish

EVANSTON, Ill. – Ecologists from Northwestern University announced today that a “totally gross looking” new fish has been discovered in the ocean deep. While the discovery of a fish at such depths is unusual, the team theorizes that it was “presumably relegated to the shadowy depths by other, less hideous, fish.” “This is a spectacular scientific discovery that has substantially furthered our...

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