41 Things Ted Cruz Looks Like
Jan14

41 Things Ted Cruz Looks Like

Ted Cruz looks like: The manager of an under-performing Hardee’s The grotesque result of Microsoft Office Assistant Clippy’s wish to become a real boy Your coworker Lloyd from Accounts Payable who eats alone at his desk during the company Christmas party A gremlin that found a suit A fart that materialized into a human being The guy who got Pantera banned from your hometown He always had his hair combed as a kid and had to...

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