Gerard Butler Wondering What He Has to Do to Stop Getting Movie Roles
Aug25

Gerard Butler Wondering What He Has to Do to Stop Getting Movie Roles

LOS ANGELES – With two movies already wrapped up this year and three more to go, Hollywood movie star Gerard Butler is wondering what the hell he has to do to get movie studios to stop casting him. “Just mailing it in on every role isn’t working,” Butler said while on the set of a new, still-unnamed action movie that doesn’t have a script 42 days into shooting. “I’ve tried being racist, sexist...

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The ‘Point Break’ Remake, Thankfully, Takes a Step Back
May10

The ‘Point Break’ Remake, Thankfully, Takes a Step Back

It’s common knowledge that Point Break is one of the best movies of all time. To think that it could be remade is blasphemous, but that has never stopped Hollywood before. In fact, a remake was actually hurtling towards becoming a reality, until Gerard Butler finally wised up and realized you can’t duplicate perfection. Dropping out of this disaster is the best career move he’s made in years. Point Break exists...

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