Bill Clinton Definitely Had a Sex Chair in the Oval Office
Jul23

Bill Clinton Definitely Had a Sex Chair in the Oval Office

Inspired by the persistent and respectful civil discourse that has permeated this election at every turn, I’ve decided to read as much as I can about the presidency, current events, etc. You know, giant non-fiction books you’d find on your dad’s bookshelf. Anyway, I’m working my way through George Bush’s Decision Points right now, and I came across an interesting passage, where W describes the first time...

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Obama Politely Accepts 300 Million Presidents Day Macaroni Pictures
Feb15

Obama Politely Accepts 300 Million Presidents Day Macaroni Pictures

WASHINGTON – President Obama graciously accepted more than 300 million handmade macaroni pictures from citizens across the nation this Presidents Day. Many of the cards depicted the president in some of the most historic moments of his presidency, from him throwing a punch at the conservative members of the Supreme Court during the Affordable Care Act hearings to Mr. Obama personally gunning down Osama bin Laden with bullets...

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Impressive New GOP Candidate Enters 2016 Race
Jul28

Impressive New GOP Candidate Enters 2016 Race

CRAWFORD, Texas – Rodrigo Sanchez, a retired rancher and “lifelong Texan,” launched his presidential campaign on Tuesday, seeking to stand out in an already crowded GOP primary race. “They said it couldn’t be done before, but when I ran for the board of the Texas Ranchers’ Union, I started out at the back of the pack and proved them wrong,” Sanchez said. “We did it before, and...

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