Following Death, General Tso to Lie in State in Beijing
Dec02

Following Death, General Tso to Lie in State in Beijing

BEIJING – General Tso, whose delicious sweet and spicy flavor delighted millions across the globe, was found dead today and will lie in state in Beijing for fifteen days before finally being laid to rest in a dumpster behind a shopping complex. “General Tso was an extraordinary dish and a strong leader,” said fellow military and food personality Colonel Sanders in a statement confirming Tso’s death. “This passing is a great loss...

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