Homeowner Suspects Remodelers Just Listening to Complete Eagles Music Catalog
Aug03

Homeowner Suspects Remodelers Just Listening to Complete Eagles Music Catalog

INDIANAPOLIS – This summer, Meg Green and her husband hired remodelers to add some architectural detail to their urban home. The exterior project should have been completed in 2-3 weeks, but eight weeks later, the Greens are frustrated by the lack of progress, as well as the incessant sounds of classic rock band The Eagles. According to Mrs. Green, on the first day of the project, the leader of the group, a man with a dense...

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Mom Wishes House Had Been Cleaner Before Burglary
Jan14

Mom Wishes House Had Been Cleaner Before Burglary

GLENDALE, Ariz. – Saying she had never been so embarrassed in her life, local mother Donna Neufeld announced Thursday that she couldn’t believe a burglar had seen her family’s house in a such a shockingly messy state. “This is absolutely humiliating,” said Neufeld. “He must have seen the stack of dirty dishes when he took the blender, and that huge pile of laundry by the TV he stole must have really grossed him out.” Realizing...

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5 Crazy Things ‘Back to the Future II’ Predicted About 2015 That Came True
Dec31

5 Crazy Things ‘Back to the Future II’ Predicted About 2015 That Came True

With the close of 2015, it’s time to look back (to the future, that is). From hoverboards to self-lacing shoes, thumbprint IDs to Google Glass, Back to the Future II predicted a lot of amazing things, so let’s take a look at some of the most impressive! 1. American Patriot Kim Davis We all remember the famous scene where a Hill Valley resident tells Marty McFly that the gay marriage ruling was “a hundred-to-one...

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Tabby Marrowand
Nov30

Tabby Marrowand

Catch up on the Tommy and I series.     More jokes, at no extra...

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Interest Rates at First Bank of Mars Astronomical
Oct23

Interest Rates at First Bank of Mars Astronomical

MARS – For the third straight month, interest rates at the First Bank of Mars have seen a full percentage point of growth. Lack of confidence in the faltering water market is speculated to be a major factor. “We really put a lot of faith in the discovery of more water,” bank official James Dale remarked. “The outlook was very promising, but in reality there just wasn’t anything there. I don’t want to point fingers, but where do...

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