Movie Critics Admit Their Hate for 2002’s Reign of Fire is Due to Fear of Dragons, Not Movie QualityMarch 6, 2024
He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Breaking News Football Player Sustains Concussion After Headbutting GirlfriendBy Robot Butt News Corp.December 4, 2015 KANSAS CITY – The Kansas City Chiefs will be without their explosive running back Stephen Watkins this Sunday, as he has…
Staff Posts What Will the NFL Look Like in 10 Years?By The Robot Butt StaffOctober 22, 2015 From new research exposing the severity of concussions in the game to a constantly revolving door of rule changes, the NFL…
