Movie Critics Admit Their Hate for 2002’s Reign of Fire is Due to Fear of Dragons, Not Movie QualityMarch 6, 2024
He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Entertainment Annual Leftover Fireworks Celebration to Be Held for the People of Maynardville (People of Surrounding Areas DO NOT Look at the Sky)By Walt BraleyAugust 11, 2021 Greetings wonderful Maynardville (and NO ONE ELSE)! It’s that time once again where we here at the town events committee…
Articles Purchasing Illegal Fireworks in Wisconsin or: How to Never Love the BoomBy Christopher MichaelsJuly 29, 2019 We have had three nights planning the purchase of illegal fireworks; nothing could go wrong. Everybody in the car ride…
Staff Posts 25 Tips for Having the Greatest Fourth of July of All TimeBy The Robot Butt StaffJuly 4, 2014 The Fourth of July is here again! We know that you’ll be spending the day with friends and family, throwing…