National Dairy Council Decries FDA Guidelines as “Udderly” Ridiculous
Jul19

National Dairy Council Decries FDA Guidelines as “Udderly” Ridiculous

SAN FRANCISCO – Speaking this morning from their office in the Tenderloin neighborhood of San Francisco, the National Dairy Council announced today that new FDA guidelines on milk production were “udderly ridiculous” and would ultimately steer the industry in the wrong direction. “I’ve herd a lot of bulloney, in my time, but nothing has come close to the beef I’ve got with these new regulations,” wrote National Dairy...

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FDA Recommends Unlimited Servings of Babes, Brews and Buds All Summer Long
Jun25

FDA Recommends Unlimited Servings of Babes, Brews and Buds All Summer Long

SILVER SPRING, Md. – Citing the importance to one’s overall health and well-being during the summer, the Food and Drug Administration recommended this week unlimited servings of the three essential B’s: babes, brews and buds. “The value of keeping summer as chill as possible cannot be underestimated in regards to one’s health,” said FDA commissioner Robert Califf. “We have found that it is in...

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