Elementary School Profanity Power Rankings, Week 1
Feb11

Elementary School Profanity Power Rankings, Week 1

Elementary school is a wonderful time of discovery, where your mind absorbs more knowledge than at any other point in your life. In this time, you’re also going to learn and create countless vulgarities that will stick with you for the rest of your life, and are far more important than anything taught to you in, say, third grade. Who remembers anything from that grade, anyway? So what is the ultimate elementary school swear...

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What are Famous People Doing at This Exact Moment?
Aug08

What are Famous People Doing at This Exact Moment?

It’s relatively safe to assume that, at times, celebrities act like normal human beings. As far as I can tell, they’re made the same way as us. They certainly speak and pretend to act like us. So that means they might do things we all do when the cameras aren’t rolling and the paparazzi hasn’t found them, right? Think about it. What are you doing right now? Sitting at your computer reading this, or maybe...

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Dog Knows You Farted
Mar17

Dog Knows You Farted

“I just want you to know that I know.”   More jokes, at no extra...

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