Nation’s Creepy Uncles Plan Christmas Viewings of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’
Dec23

Nation’s Creepy Uncles Plan Christmas Viewings of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’

In what has become a holiday tradition for many across the country, the nation’s creepy uncles have begun preparations for their Christmas viewings of Eyes Wide Shut. The film, the final produced by famed director Stanley Kubrick, features characters locked in psycho-sexual obsessions, lengthy group orgy scenes, and a festive yuletide setting. “It’s the greatest Christmas film ever made,” said Minneapolis uncle Brent Geisler. “The...

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