Malibu Surfer Hangs Ten, Executed
May19

Malibu Surfer Hangs Ten, Executed

MALIBU, Calif. – California executed an inmate early Monday only a few miles from where prosecutors say this former surfer-turned-murderer orchestrated the hanging of ten people. Brody “Switchfoot” Falcon’s last words were, “The surf may have been a little too gnarly when I wiped out those ten people, but thanks to my most awesome dude Jesus, I know I’ll be carving waves in heaven soon. All glory to...

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Governor Peanuts Rebuffs Clemency Board in Banana Thief Case
Apr01

Governor Peanuts Rebuffs Clemency Board in Banana Thief Case

It was a cold, clear night in 1998 when forty-five crates of top-grade bananas went missing from the state banana reserve. Five months later, Mr. Coco M. Sillybuns was behind bars, where he’s been for the last 16 years. Then, in 2007, Mr. Sillybuns heard from a lawyer who has been looking into the case. Due to new evidence that had come up, Mr. Sillybuns’ case was going to the state’s clemency board for...

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