He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
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Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Breaking News Long-Time Boyfriend Uneasy With Girlfriend’s Decision to Upgrade From Reliable Old CivicBy Robot Butt News Corp.July 17, 2017 SYCAMORE, Ill. – After his girlfriend Sarah Marko mentioned trading in her 2006 Honda Civic sedan for a newer, more…
Breaking News Octogenarian Model Seeks to Branch Out From Hospice Care AdsBy Robot Butt News Corp.July 14, 2017 NAPLES, Fla. – After modeling several years for hospice and palliative care ads, local woman Myrtle Fescott, 81, stated she…
