Long-Time Boyfriend Uneasy With Girlfriend’s Decision to Upgrade From Reliable Old Civic
Jul17

Long-Time Boyfriend Uneasy With Girlfriend’s Decision to Upgrade From Reliable Old Civic

SYCAMORE, Ill. – After his girlfriend Sarah Marko mentioned trading in her 2006 Honda Civic sedan for a newer, more exciting car, area man Adam Baker reported feeling anxious, sources reported. “Sure, it’s nearing 100,000 miles and the paint has lost some luster. But we’ve been dating over five years, and her silver Civic has been good enough for her until now. It’s paid off, runs dependably and is very...

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Octogenarian Model Seeks to Branch Out From Hospice Care Ads
Jul14

Octogenarian Model Seeks to Branch Out From Hospice Care Ads

NAPLES, Fla. – After modeling several years for hospice and palliative care ads, local woman Myrtle Fescott, 81, stated she would like to expand her career, sources reported yesterday. “I paid for headshots at the suggestion of my granddaughter, who tells me I look young,” the striking senior said, “but a lot of my work doesn’t show my face at all. Typically it’s my hands that are featured in...

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