Vacationer Captivated by Mediocre Art
Jul12

Vacationer Captivated by Mediocre Art

STURGEON BAY, Wis. – Softly cooing sounds of approval, out-of-town visitor Phyllis Malton was observed expressing her awe of the just-about-average paintings displayed on the walls of local gallery Art & Soul, sources confirmed Saturday. “This piece takes my breath away! It’s like it’s inviting me into the scene itself,” the spellbound shopper from Chicago whispered, referring to a 36×48...

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Act Now! Sponsor a Child Like Donnie Today
May15

Act Now! Sponsor a Child Like Donnie Today

Meet Donnie. He loves golf, tweeting, and playing with missiles. Donnie also likes to imagine he’s a leader, and has dreams of becoming a respected president one day. He doesn’t live like other children. His family has neglected him, leaving him more than two hundred miles away. As a result, Donnie spends the majority of his weeks in psychic isolation, working sometimes full eight-hour days. This life of hard labor and...

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DNA, Genealogy Research Confirm Ex-Boyfriend From Long Lineage Of Cheating Douchebags
Oct12

DNA, Genealogy Research Confirm Ex-Boyfriend From Long Lineage Of Cheating Douchebags

O’FALLON, Mo. –┬áCiting evidence from DNA testing company 23andme, as well as her own findings on genealogy website Ancestry.com, Cassie Perkins said Wednesday she can now confidently confirm that her ex-boyfriend Matt Straywood descends from a long line of cheating douchebags. Perkins stated that people used to question Straywood about his ethnicity, often asking if he was part-douchebag, but he would shrug them off...

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