Tanned, Bejeweled Bernie Sanders Changes Mind About 1%
Apr08

Tanned, Bejeweled Bernie Sanders Changes Mind About 1%

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Donald Trump Revealed to Be Sack of Potatoes Filled With Bugs
Mar14

Donald Trump Revealed to Be Sack of Potatoes Filled With Bugs

NEW YORK – Surprising news out of the Donald Trump camp today revealed that the business mogul and controversial presidential candidate is nothing more than a sack of mutant-sized potatoes filled with bugs. Sources close to the campaign confirm that the misshapen, leathery trainwreck that constantly spews a vile stream of nonsense is in fact a crudely sewn sack of bug-infested potatoes, housing approximately 300 unique species...

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Dammit, I’m Gonna Have to Explain Donald Trump to My Grandchildren
Mar08

Dammit, I’m Gonna Have to Explain Donald Trump to My Grandchildren

“Grandpa, why were people so embarrassingly stupid back in your day?” That’s quite a thing for a precocious little boy or girl to ask his/her grandfather, but I know it’s coming. For every state Donald Trump wins this Republican primary season, I grow closer to the dark realization that I will one day have to answer for just what in the hell people were thinking in the year 2016. Now, I know my grandchildren...

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Has the Hijacking of JebBush.com Finally Eroded the Remainder of Bush’s Sanity?
Feb16

Has the Hijacking of JebBush.com Finally Eroded the Remainder of Bush’s Sanity?

Jeb Bush’s presidential campaign has been a roller coaster of absurdity, but the recent revelation that JebBush.com redirects to Donald Trump’s website may have pushed the Florida governor and sad-sack presidential candidate past the tipping point. There was speculation for quite some time that Jeb would run for the 2016 Republican nomination, and the campaign was formally announced in June of 2015. The playful logo and...

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19 Other Things Ben Carson Believes
Nov10

19 Other Things Ben Carson Believes

Ben Carson has recently come under fire after a video surfaced of him declaring that the Egyptian pyramids were built by Joseph to store grain. And with more scrutiny being placed on the Republican frontrunner, we were able to uncover some more of his unconventional thoughts. Here are 19 other things Ben Carson believes: The Statue of Liberty was built by the Israelites to scare away Satan’s giant crows. He only ingests food...

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